Let it build, let it explode
liartownusa:

Why They Did It

liartownusa:

Why They Did It

A junkie is someone who uses their body to tell society that something is wrong.
Stella Adler (via yourtreeman)

wilwheaton:

Blue Velvet (1986)

"Wanna go for a ride, neighbor?"

bead-bead:

dixie-chicken:

ambelies:

aquarion:

aquarion:

morkaischosen:

medea-and-morticia:

discardedfamily:

keepmegoingbaby:

fencehopping:

Boxer crabs are badass because they pick up handfuls clawfuls of stinging sea anemones and use them as weapons.

I thought that was a cheerleader crab

Waitaminutewaitaminute- what you’re telling me is that when that crab gets threatened, it picks up another organism laying nearby/minding it’s own business and then proceeds to use said innocent bystander to beat up whatever was threatening it?
someone please find a picture of this crab and put “I’ll beat a motherfucker with another mother fucker” on it in captions. Do it please I am not good with edits.



I am now singing “I will beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker” to the tune of Llama Llama Duck.

I will beat a motherfucker
with another motherfucker
'til the motherfucker fucking fucked the motherfuck.
Motherfucker, Motherfucker,
Do not fuck with motherfuckers,
Who have other motherfuckers, with to fuck you back.
I once saw a spider
He was not a dove.
using other creatures like some fucking pompom gloves.
Beating motherfuckers,
He looked very pleased.
And with spider friends like that
Who needs anemones?
Did you see that motherfucker punch a fucker with a fucker?
I will beat a motherfucker
with a motherfuck.
 
Once a motherfucker fucked with
twice the motherfucker and he
found the motherfucker was a motherfucking… duck.

By Popular Demand: 

Oh sweet Jesus, I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. omg.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLICK THE TINY GRAY BOX, SOME GUY WITH A FETCHING ACCENT ACTUALLY SANG IT

That is “I Am The Very Model Of A Motherfucking General” level singing.

bead-bead:

dixie-chicken:

ambelies:

aquarion:

aquarion:

morkaischosen:

medea-and-morticia:

discardedfamily:

keepmegoingbaby:

fencehopping:

Boxer crabs are badass because they pick up handfuls clawfuls of stinging sea anemones and use them as weapons.

I thought that was a cheerleader crab

Waitaminutewaitaminute- what you’re telling me is that when that crab gets threatened, it picks up another organism laying nearby/minding it’s own business and then proceeds to use said innocent bystander to beat up whatever was threatening it?

someone please find a picture of this crab and put “I’ll beat a motherfucker with another mother fucker” on it in captions. Do it please I am not good with edits.

I am now singing “I will beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker” to the tune of Llama Llama Duck.

I will beat a motherfucker

with another motherfucker

'til the motherfucker fucking fucked the motherfuck.

Motherfucker, Motherfucker,

Do not fuck with motherfuckers,

Who have other motherfuckers, with to fuck you back.

I once saw a spider

He was not a dove.

using other creatures like some fucking pompom gloves.

Beating motherfuckers,

He looked very pleased.

And with spider friends like that

Who needs anemones?

Did you see that motherfucker punch a fucker with a fucker?

I will beat a motherfucker

with a motherfuck.

 

Once a motherfucker fucked with

twice the motherfucker and he

found the motherfucker was a motherfucking… duck.

By Popular Demand:

Oh sweet Jesus, I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. omg.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLICK THE TINY GRAY BOX, SOME GUY WITH A FETCHING ACCENT ACTUALLY SANG IT

That is “I Am The Very Model Of A Motherfucking General” level singing.

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

superpunch2:

Keyboard for conspiracy enthusiasts.

superpunch2:

Keyboard for conspiracy enthusiasts.

kwmurphy:

geardrops:

world cup is so good this year you guys

"Define ‘goal!’ Define ‘goal’ dammit!"